old joke a friend sent me today..
2 friends(Joe and Steve) are out on a hiking trip and Joe is bitten by a rattlesnake. Steve says..
“Don’t panic,” , “I'll get to the nearest town, and find a doctor who can save you!"
After running for 10 miles, Steve gets to town,... he finds the only doctor and asks the man to come help him save Joe. The doctor is in the middle of helping a woman through child birth and says he cannot leave. He tells Steve what needs to be done to save his friend. The doctor describes cutting an X on the snake bite, then sucking out the venom and spitting it out until nothing is left.
Steve runs back to where he left his poisoned friend, and Joe says: "What did the doctor say?"
“He says you’re going to die!”
“Don’t panic,” , “I'll get to the nearest town, and find a doctor who can save you!"
After running for 10 miles, Steve gets to town,... he finds the only doctor and asks the man to come help him save Joe. The doctor is in the middle of helping a woman through child birth and says he cannot leave. He tells Steve what needs to be done to save his friend. The doctor describes cutting an X on the snake bite, then sucking out the venom and spitting it out until nothing is left.
Steve runs back to where he left his poisoned friend, and Joe says: "What did the doctor say?"
“He says you’re going to die!”
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